Crazy Salesman Cartoon That Opens Doors!

Crazy Salesman Cartoon That Opens Doors!

This is one of my most requested cartoons cartoons – salesmen commission me to redraw it.(Some with their caricatures!) It’s a light hearted way of getting their foot inside the door and it works!

crazy salesman cartoon, battle going on in the background. Salesman is trying to sell a rocket launcher and heavy artillery that will definitely win the war. King is too busy to see him

You can see other versions of the Crazy Salesman cartoons here…In the ‘Product Search’ box on the right hand side type in ‘crazy salesman’ and you’ll be taken to a page with four versions of it.

Blowing My Own Trumpet – Corporate cartoons for Wordzworth web site!

Ok Ok, I know I should not really be blowing my own trumpet – but what the heck. Last year I drew some cartoons for http://www.wordzworth.com and have recently created another four to their satisfaction. In fact this was the email I received from Kelly the owner of Wordzworth…

After the creation of our homepage cartoon last year we were inundated with customers telling us how your drawing really struck a chord and encouraged them to read on. Now we’re using your images to liven up all our landing pages; they bring a strong sense of cohesion to the site as well as portraying an important message.

Overall your artistic talent and customer service have been incredible and we all look forward to the next time we have the opportunity to work with The Cartoon Studio!

Kind Regards, Kelly.

cartoon of stressed guy in his office, he's kicking the desk and screwiing up papers as opposed to a lady relaxed and has her feed up on her desk

Need a cartoonist? Or a professional one with over 35 years experience?

Need a cartoonist?

We live in crazy times! We’ve never been so busy and yet our attention is contended by media everywhere.

It’s not hard to see why a brand or a website may benefit from something immediate and original, something that stands out from any bunch of words and can grab your attention in the blink of an eye.

I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. You have it right on the tip of the tongue.

“CARTOONS!” 

And yet… if you’re looking to hire a cartoonist for one of your projects, you’ll agree it can be a huge headache to find the right person for the job.

Luckily, I’m here to relieve you from that unnecessary pain.

cartoon of a cartoonists sat at his desk, he is rich in ideas thought bubbles coming from his head with idea bulbs in them

Let me introduce myself.

Hi, I’m Richard! I’m a highly-experienced, professional cartoonist. I’ve been in the business for over 35 years, meaning that I’ve gathered invaluable experience in understanding my client’s creative needs.

This also means that I can draw for you bespoke, premium-quality cartoons, with an unrivalled, honest service. Unlimited revisions included. (Within reason!)

Over the last 35 years, I’ve become the Internet’s go-to guy for anything cartoon-related. This because it’s vital you hire someone who communicates well, has extensive experience with all the latest software, and (most importantly) understands you and your project.

My motto? The customer always first. My priority is to fulfil all your cartooning/graphical needs while making the entire process as stress-free as possible.

Need a cartoonist? You’ve come to the right place.

Call Richard on 01246 209034 or 07951 929 836 Email

11 Reasons Why You Will Never Succeed…

11 Reasons Why You Will Never Succeed…written by Gary Vurnum

Inside this report you will find out why there are still as
many people struggling through life as there used to be,
despite more and more self-help books being sold than ever
before.

The answer lies, not in the content of the books, or the
quality of the authors, but in the person who reads them.

By their very nature, self-help books can’t give you what
you want. The path to success is completely different for
everybody…so one size never fits all.

Don’t you wonder why 97% of the population will never
become successful?

So lets get started and find out…

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“11 Reasons Why You Will Never Succeed” By Gary Vurnum
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REASON #1 – You never act on the information you read in
self-help books.

Reading the latest book by your favourite self-help author
may be interesting, even enlightening, but it is money
wasted if you just read the book, and do nothing else.

It seems that a lot of people want to champion the fact that
they have read “hundreds” of self-help books. For all the
good it has done them, they might as well have read hundreds
of novels!

You can get something out of every self-help book you read
…if you actually do something with the information rather
than just read it. By their very nature, these books should
be treated as life “User Guides” and dipped into at regular
intervals for inspiration.

If you do read a book from cover-to-cover make sure that you
have made notes about those “Ah ha” moments that you should
have had if the book has lived up to it’s promises.

The best thing of all to do is to summarize the book
yourself…by understanding the information on your own
terms you will be more able to focus on what you can apply
in real life.

REASON # 2 – You can never imagine yourself as a success.

Successful people always have a vision of where they want to
be in the future.

 

Read the rest of 11 Reasons Why You Will Never Succeed...

Top 10 quotes from one of sports all time champions…Muhammad Ali!

Here’s the top ten quotes of ‘The Greatest’ :
10. Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you
think you are.
9. At home I am a nice guy: but I don’t want the world to
know. Humble people, I’ve found, don’t get very far.
8. He who is not courageous enough to take risks will
accomplish nothing in life.
7. I never thought of losing, but now that it’ s happened,
the only thing is to do it right. That’s my obligation to
all the people who believe in me. We all have to take
defeats in life.
6. I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch
in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

Muhammad Ali cartoon…

cartoon of boxing ring with Muhammad Ali in it with his arms raised as he's just won a boxing match, opponent laid on floor flat out dazed

5. What keeps me going is goals.
4. It’s the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief.
And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things
begin to happen.
3. I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.
2. I hated every minute of training, but I said, “Don’t quit.
Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.”
And the most thought provoking one…
1. I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the
world that I really was the greatest.