A friend emailed me this yesterday – it’s not really motivational but I thought it was really amusing. Where do they think them up?
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION
1. Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer,can always be found
2. hard at work at his desk.Trevor works independently,without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues.Trevor never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees,and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time.Often he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work,sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks.Trevor is an individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10. classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11. dispensed with.Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.
Addendum. The idiot was watching over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
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