April Fools’ Day is celebrated all around the world on the April 1 of every year. Sometimes referred to as All Fools’ Day, April 1 is widely recognized and celebrated as a day where everyone plays all kinds of jokes and foolishness. My phone number today for prank commissions is 00 234 5948 3459684829473 29394875029847
The path to success is to take massive, determined action. Tony Robbins
“The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man’s determination.” – Tommy Lasorda
“I didn’t just jump back on the bike and win. There were a lot of ups and downs, good results and bad results, but this time I didn’t let the lows get to me.” – Lance Armstrong
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. – Author Unknown
Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t, I give myself reasons why I can.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. Unknown
The sovereign invigorator of the body is exercise, and of all the exercises walking is the best. Thomas Jefferson
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork. English Proverb
The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Author Unknown
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. Stephen Phillips
When commissioning cartoons… Pick TWO of the three options!
Good+Fast = Expensive Choose this and I’ll postpone every other project on my drawing board, my round of golf or give up my footy match ticket and work day and night to get your job done. It WILL NOT BE CHEAP though!
Good+Cheap = Slow Choose good and cheap and I’ll still do a great job at a discounted price. But you’ll have to be patient while I fit you in after my higher paying clients, updating my web site, going down the gym, my footy matches, rounds of golf and liquid lunches!
Fast+Cheap = Inferior Choose this option at your peril. It will still be delivered on time but it will be inferior, as many corners as possible will be cut. You know the saying ‘You get what you pay for!’ The least favorable option in my opinion!
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