April Fool's Day cartoon…

April Fools Day cartoon - guy getting mega contract from book publisher.

April Fools’ Day is celebrated all around the world on the April 1 of every year. Sometimes referred to as All Fools’ Day, April 1  is widely recognized and celebrated as a day where everyone plays all kinds of jokes and foolishness. My phone number today for prank commissions is 00 234 5948 3459684829473 29394875029847

Who would you want in your team?

WalkOverBrokenGlass

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
Tony Robbins

“The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man’s determination.” – Tommy Lasorda

“I didn’t just jump back on the bike and win. There were a lot of ups and downs, good results and bad results, but this time I didn’t let the lows get to me.” – Lance Armstrong

Cartoon Motivators – Fighting The Flab!

FightingTheFlab

Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.  – Author Unknown

Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t, I give myself reasons why I can.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. Unknown

The sovereign invigorator of the body is exercise, and of all the exercises walking is the best. Thomas Jefferson

Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.  English Proverb

The cardiologist’s diet:  If it tastes good, spit it out.  Author Unknown

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins.  Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.  Stephen Phillips