I recently commissioned(Or tried to commission) a copywriter to do some copy for a web page I was putting together. I got excuse after excuse as to why things weren’t coming along very quickly. Which inspired the below cartoon…
Here’s some ‘excuses’ quotes to bear in mind…
Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure. ~ Don Wilder and Bill Rechin
No one ever excused his way to success. ~ Dave Del Dotto
Luckily for you, you have the contact details of a cartoonist
who gets on with it and doesn’t make excuses! Call Richard on 01246 209034 or email
I am throwing a Bachelorette Party for my best friend, and we are having a German Bierfest Bachelorette Party. There is a German beer festival right across the street, and we’ll all be sporting German beer girl outfits! Amazingly enough though, I’ve scoured the internet looking for appropriate invitations and favors and haven’t found a single one that fits the occassion! I would love to be able to get custom Beer Steins as favors, but the only German-bierfest themed stein I could find was tailored to Bachelors only.
I thought it would be just perfect if I could get a little cartoon of a bunch of girls in dirndls holding beer steins. The central girl should be tall and thin with shoulder length dark curly hair pulled into pigtails and large boobs, wearing a pink dress with brown apron (that’s the bride). Next to her should be a shorter girl with only slightly smaller boobs, dirty blonde hair in 2 braids (that’s me), wearing light blue dress with white apron. The top of my head comes up to the bottom of her neck, right above her shoulder. The other girls can be in between heights and whatever hair and dress color you want and as many as you want, but my best friend and I are known for looking funny together with the extreme height difference. I’ve attached a picture for you so you kind of know what we look like.
I would also like one girl, not me or the bride, to be about to take a bite of a very long, very phallic bratwurst. I don’t care if you do it or I do it, but after I get it I would use Oktoberfest type lettering to write “Bachelorette Bierfest” across the top. Or, if you want to include the lettering with the cartoon, you could have it weaving through the girls somehow. The positioning doesn’t really matter, it just needs to be there. Maybe the date of the party too, August 23, 2008, or the name of the bride, Sara Varnum. I give you free artistic license based on the aforementioned guidelines.
I would like to print the cartoon on approximately 6-10 steins, and also use it for 12 invitations. I see you also make greeting cards so that would be great if you could do the invites too, but just one sheet, not a foldover type thing. I suppose I need to commission you for the cartoon, then I would like the rights to reproduce it for the steins. Also, if it’s not too much additional cost, I would like to be able to have the cartoon printed on 20 personalized stamps to use with the invitations through zazzle.com, but they are very strict with copyright rules so I would need explicit permission for it.
Bier Fest cartoon
After the completed project…
Richard is a joy to work with! He worked with my budget, my ideas, and my requests with expert artistry and impeccable efficiency! He works so fast and does exactly what you want and even exceeded my expectations. Any changes I wanted were done immediately and perfectly, and there was no frustrating back and forth email exchange. It was so easy, and I know my party will be extra special because of his work!
Here’s the transcript for the cartoon whiteboard animation video on goal achieving…
One-step-at-a-time, step-by-step – goal achieving cartoon whiteboard animation video
Have YOU got big Goals? Reaching your goals is all about steady step-by-step progress. Big goals take lots of focused effort over a long period of time. Cartoon of mountain with steps going upwards. Cartoon character at the bottom about to start climbing up.Stepping forwards and upwards is what it takes to get the ball rolling. Cartoonist drawing of a guy being frightened by the word ‘goals’. Frightening isn’t it? However you can make it one step at a time. Cartoon of guy taking one big step. One step is easy enough, don’t you agree?
If you want a whiteboard animation creating to promote your business or brand or one to explain a product call Richard on +44 1246 209034 or email
I love this quote and it goes so well with my cartoon… “So many people will tell you ”no”, and you need to find something you believe in so hard that you just smile and tell them ”watch me”. Learn to take rejection as motivation to prove people wrong. Be unstoppable. Refuse to give up, no matter what. It’s the best skill you can ever learn.” ― Charlotte Eriksson
Positive affirmations are more than just feel good quotes and positive statements. In short, positive affirmations are statements that are spoken, and often repeated a number of times, to encourage, inspire and uplift the person speaking them.
In this Money Magnet whiteboard animation repeat the affirmations along with the video.
Repetition is the Key to Success – the more you watch this video and repeat the affirmations the success you’ll have. I am a Money Magnet….I am a money Magnet…
When commissioning cartoons… Pick TWO of the three options!
Good+Fast = Expensive Choose this and I’ll postpone every other project on my drawing board, my round of golf or give up my footy match ticket and work day and night to get your job done. It WILL NOT BE CHEAP though!
Good+Cheap = Slow Choose good and cheap and I’ll still do a great job at a discounted price. But you’ll have to be patient while I fit you in after my higher paying clients, updating my web site, going down the gym, my footy matches, rounds of golf and liquid lunches!
Fast+Cheap = Inferior Choose this option at your peril. It will still be delivered on time but it will be inferior, as many corners as possible will be cut. You know the saying ‘You get what you pay for!’ The least favorable option in my opinion!
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